期待QQ與她的蛋黃BB!

紫穗 · 发表于 06-10-19 10:03:00

虫虫:这段时间下班都去找小宇,没一次找到滴...[em03]

QQBB · 发表于 06-10-19 10:26:00

紫穗：你记得药方用悄悄话发给我

紫穗 · 发表于 06-10-19 10:36:00

对哦...马上哈

梅子寶寶 · 发表于 06-10-19 12:14:00

那個IE網上找不到什么路路通的東東﹗

紫穗 · 发表于 06-10-19 13:46:00

<span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 新細明體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN;">孙悟空的农村户口
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">说孙悟空大闹天宫，观世音菩萨举荐二郎真君降妖，带天兵天将在花果山大战。正斗间，大<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">圣忽见本营中妖猴惊散，自觉心慌，抽身就走，众天将慌慌张张，前后寻觅不见，一齐吆喝<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">道：“走了这猴精也！走了这猴精也！”
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">　　<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">　　二郎神圆睁凤目观看，却见下界人烟繁华之处，那大圣变做一个老头，推着一辆三轮<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">车，抖抖索索地，正在街边卖烤白薯。二郎心中冷笑，正待发标打他，忽然见一伙城管，手<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">持锤剪棍棒，吆吆喝喝，不由分说，便将三轮车砸得稀烂。大圣一惊，以为是天兵到来，连<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">忙转过街角，又摇身一变，变做一个小姐，描眉画眼，在那里袅袅婷婷走路。却又被二郎看<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">个真切，二度意欲发标，迎面却又来了几个公安，劈面揪住大圣道：“定是一个野鸡，随我<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">局子里走一趟！”大圣心慌，忙道：“我不是野鸡，我还是处女！”公安狂笑道：“处女怎<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">地？处女便嫖不得娼么？”手铐一抖，便要拿人。大圣见事不谐，忙将腰一扭，腾空而去，<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">眼见前方一个山凹，便滚下山崖，伏在那里又变，变一座小学，大张着口，似个校门，牙齿<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">变做门扇，眼睛变做窗棂，抖几个猴虱下来变做学生咿咿呀呀念书。只有尾巴不好收拾，竖<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">在后面，变做一根旗竿，悬起一条大标语：“百年大计，教育为本；义务教育，免费入<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">学。”二郎两番被抢了先手，心中正在烦闷，眼看得这条标语，不由笑道：“是这猢狲了！<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">他今又在那里哄我。殊不知中国号称义务教育，那里有得免费？我也曾见过学校千万，更不<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">见一个不把学生做摇钱树的，看我打杀这个猴子！”大圣听得心惊，扑的一个虎跳，又冒在空中不见。

紫穗 · 发表于 06-10-19 13:47:00

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;"> 真君望不见大圣踪影，急纵身驾云，起在半空。见那李天王高举望远镜站在云端，呵<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">呵笑道：“真君，快去！快去！那猴使了个隐身法，走出营围，往你那灌江口去也。”二郎<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">听说，忙回灌江口来赶。<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">　　<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">　　且说灌江口正开大会，大圣摇身一变，变做一个XX代表，杂在会场之中，指东点西，<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">做踊跃发言状。正自以为得计，却不料被真君一眼识破：“XX代表向来是泥塑土偶的神像，<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">什么时候跑出一个活的来？”举着三尖两刃神锋，劈脸就砍。那猴王急忙躲过，使金箍棒相对。两个嚷嚷闹闹，打出会场，半雾半云，且行且战。

紫穗 · 发表于 06-10-19 13:48:00

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">只见老君将那法宝自天门上往下一掼，滴溜溜，可可的着猴王头上一下，将大圣打翻<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">在地，众天庭公安一拥而上，将大圣捆个结实，再也不能变化。一公安怒道：“这厮令我等<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">吃了不少苦头，今日一发还了他罢！饶你个孙悟空，今日要将你变做孙志刚！”正待把出手<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">段，却有另一公安叫道：“且慢，我等老手段土得掉渣，如今时兴与国际接轨，那驻伊美军<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">虐囚，手段千变万化，何不学得一二，今日做个新鲜耍子？”众公安一听，齐声称妙，便将<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">大圣押去斩妖台，电击火烧，刀砍斧剁，却伤不得大圣分毫。<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">　　<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">　　玉帝见状，不由踌躇：“这厮这等，这等……如何处治？”老君奏道：“不若与老君<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">领去，放在八卦炉中，炼出我的丹来，何如？”玉帝闻听大喜，便将大圣赐与老君锻炼。殊<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">不知大圣神通广大，拔下一根毫毛，变做美钞，贿赂了扇火童子，得知那巽位下有风无火，<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">前往躲避，未曾受得重伤。

紫穗 · 发表于 06-10-19 13:48:00

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">七七四十九日满，老君开炉取丹，却见大圣飞身而出，使金箍棒大杀四方，打得天宫<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">中九曜星闭门闭户，四天王无影无踪。直打到通明殿前，玉帝见状大惊，忙叫道：“快，关<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">门，放协警！”原来那协警之徒，比正规警察更凶恶十倍，只见一个个奋勇争先，踊跃咆<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">哮，将大圣围在垓心，眼看就要拿下。<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">　　<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">　　玉帝正在庆幸，忽见协警们全做了鸟兽散，原来此辈性贪，眼中只有金银，大圣之黄<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">金锁子甲在炉子中烤得甲环松脱，被众协警一口一撕，顷刻间个个嘴里有片黄金，纷纷跑回<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">后院掩埋收藏不提。

紫穗 · 发表于 06-10-19 13:48:00

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;"> 正没奈何间，忽见西方如来相助，要与大圣赌赛。如来曰：“我有一样法宝，你若能<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">飞出我这法宝管辖，便让你做了玉帝之位；若飞不出，便缴械投降如何？”说罢自怀中掏出<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">法宝，悟空定睛看时，却是一个小小本子，上书三个大字：暂住证。便笑道：“一个小小本<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">子，有何灵能，我去也！”一个跟头飞出，自天空降落北京地界，脚步刚落，便见几名警察<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">前来：“那个谁，说你呢！暂住证拿出来看看！”悟空一惊，将腰一扭，又一个跟头飞到广<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">州，正在观望，忽见一群联防冲来：“这个好像没有暂住证，快抓住他！”七手八脚要拿下<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">大圣，大圣忙分开众手，复又飞起，急切间难辨方向，却又飞回如来面前。如来微笑道：<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">“我的宝贝何如？”大圣道：“不算！不算！闻听西方有国，不设暂住证，待我去来！”正<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">要纵身跳出，却被如来手掌一翻，将暂住证变做一座五行山，将大圣牢牢压住。

紫穗 · 发表于 06-10-19 13:48:00

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">玉帝见擒了大圣，心中大喜，便邀请如来及有功群臣，备齐饭局麻将、赃款三陪，做<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">了一个安天大会，盛世联欢。正行乐间，忽有五行山居委会老太来报：“那大圣伸出头来<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">了，说他要挣脱出去赶招聘会，投简历发名片，谋个职位，以图东山再起哩！”如来道：<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">“不妨，不妨。”袖中只取出一张帖子，上有六个金字：“此人农村户口。”递与手下，让<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">贴在那五行山顶上。又向天再借五百年，使那帖子牢牢置顶不得脱落，那座山即生根合缝，<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16pt; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;">大圣再也无法爬出，自此一压就是五百年不得翻身也

紫穗 · 发表于 06-10-19 13:49:00

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梅子寶寶 · 发表于 06-10-19 14:05:00

上面的人是誰﹐在我的地盤貼小說﹐給我拿下﹗

冬眠的虫 · 发表于 06-10-19 15:10:00

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用紫穗在2006-10-19 10:03:00的发言： 虫虫:这段时间下班都去找小宇,没一次找到滴...[em03]</div>它8:30才上班，笨啊，不管，反正我還沒消氣尼，你得請我K歌，我不K歌就K你，我狠K你一頓[em16][em16][em16]

冬眠的虫 · 发表于 06-10-19 15:46:00

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用梅子寶寶在2006-10-19 14:05:00的发言： 上面的人是誰﹐在我的地盤貼小說﹐給我拿下﹗</div>它抽風了，原諒吧
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梅子寶寶 · 发表于 06-10-23 11:29:00

我們終于活著回來了呀﹗

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