陕西方言笑话

szhksha · 发表于 07-2-6 19:58:00

<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="391" border="0" style="WIDTH: 293pt; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse;"><tbody><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" width="391" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 293pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">          小年陕西老乡聚会</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">希望：新老朋友聚会，服务陕西族群,传播陕西文化</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">      品尝陕西风味标准套餐（费用15元以内）</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">      事前预约优先，欢迎团体预约</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">1、集合时间：2007-2-10，晚17：30-20：30</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">2、集合地点：深圳市龙华镇富士康西二门民清宿舍一楼</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">3、活动时间：2007-2-10，晚17：30-20：30</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">4、个人装备：不需要，欢迎携带亲友团</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">   参加者均可送免费打包一份。</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">5、活动规划：1）各位同乡自我简介；17：30-18：00</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">            2）品尝陕西风味标准套餐；18：00-19：30</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">            3）自由互动交流；</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">            4）解散20：30。</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">6、组织者联系方法：81556401/81556403</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">联络地址：深圳市龙华镇富士康西二门民清宿舍一楼</td></tr></tbody></table>

szhksha · 发表于 07-2-6 19:58:00

<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="391" border="0" style="WIDTH: 293pt; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse;"><tbody><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" width="391" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 293pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">          小年陕西老乡聚会</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">希望：新老朋友聚会，服务陕西族群,传播陕西文化</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">      品尝陕西风味标准套餐（费用15元以内）</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">      事前预约优先，欢迎团体预约</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">1、集合时间：2007-2-10，晚17：30-20：30</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">2、集合地点：深圳市龙华镇富士康西二门民清宿舍一楼</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">3、活动时间：2007-2-10，晚17：30-20：30</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">4、个人装备：不需要，欢迎携带亲友团</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">   参加者均可送免费打包一份。</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">5、活动规划：1）各位同乡自我简介；17：30-18：00</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">            2）品尝陕西风味标准套餐；18：00-19：30</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">            3）自由互动交流；</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">            4）解散20：30。</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">6、组织者联系方法：81556401/81556403</td></tr><tr height="18" style="HEIGHT: 13.5pt;"><td class="xl24" height="18" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent;">联络地址：深圳市龙华镇富士康西二门民清宿舍一楼</td></tr></tbody></table>

挥刀斩情丝 · 发表于 07-2-9 23:39:00

我不是你老乡,我看还行

dj2ymy1314 · 发表于 07-2-11 23:32:00

您好：     我的qq号和手机进行了免费绑定，现在号被盗，请问可否通过手机将其找回？  谢谢

限量版 · 发表于 07-6-22 18:06:00

西安的狼鞤你頂下

houxg2007 · 发表于 07-6-27 09:14:00

俺顶！陕西老乡7月份还要到一大批。到时人就多了，大家都顶啊

yangxin1220 · 发表于 07-7-22 02:27:00

呵呵

abby余 · 发表于 07-7-26 11:51:00

你們好這里有好些陝西人?你們都在富士康啥地方上班里?餓是陝西漢中的是個女孩來深圳富士康兩年老莫見到几陝西人[em04]

wolflive · 发表于 07-8-16 10:18:00

路過!

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